I have moved house around 10 times during my relatively short lifetime. So I miss a lot of people *plays violin sound on keyboard*.
I'm quite lazy but can speak French and German to a limited degree. I usually acheive well in school, especially in Maths and and foreign languages. I am also a fan of what the french call 'la comedée intellectualle' (note : that French may be fictional).
I'm an atheist who is sick of being told frequently in religious education that Christianity is the best religion due to it being... umm.... run by the queen (the Church of Engliand is anyway). Remember kids, Islam brought almost all of our technical advancements. And Buddhism is very intellectual. Sikhism isn't bad either, it's quite Old-Testament-esque. Hinduism is pretty cool also. Many cool festivals...
I particuarly despise ignorance and also one-sidedness and am, for this reason, quite argumentative, especially when politics or religion is involved. To be honest, the most ignorant/one-sided people I have met have mostly (*dons heat-proof clothing*) been American. Tai not included, natch.
I'm a left-wing liberal chap, much like Beef, and am in favour of socialism although would not despise communism either.
I love music and can play the keyboards. I am also the lead vocalist in a ska band called The New Smart Casuals (although, as I have told the drummer who created the name, that it sounds like a New-Romantic 80's band). I own a fair few of the eJay products, they're pretty good.
My musical tastes range from scandinavian heavy metal to techno and virtually anything in between. Even Snoop Dogg. He's pretty great. And Tim Westwood, despite not being a hip-hop artist, is one of the most hilarious people alive, seemingly not knowing what irony is.
I wash my hair quite a lot, yet never brush/comb it. It just does what it likes and, to be honest, I don't really care...
The most homosexual thing I do is listen to Placebo, one of my favourite bands, who's songs are pretty much all about sex and yet are not gratuitous. The lead singer is quite 'different from the norm'.
On that note, despite being british, I can talk quite freely about sex *claps hands on face in horror* and love, due to always being the 'nice guy' stereotype to my friends (most of whom are female).
Also being british I love to have meaningless discussions that can go on for hours. I also joke about getting most of France back under british control, mostly for the cheese and wine to be honest.
I don't drink a lot, but when I do I like Ouzo, Gin & Tonic (Mmm tasty, tasty Gordons) and beer.
I can also write poetry about anything, most of which is ironically lame (I can write poetry quite well). Go on, ask me!
Here is a picture of me
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One day I'll put my voice on the internet too...