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[DeathDude]

Nah I'm sure there have been more random ones.

[Potatoe]

DeathDude, on Oct 13 2006, 07:49 PM, said:

Nah I'm sure there have been more random ones.

Yeah, from the 4969 posts you have posted there must be some pretty random ones.

[Juni Ori]

A. J. Raffles, on Oct 13 2006, 03:45 PM, said:

Juni Ori, on Oct 13 2006, 12:21 PM, said:

Potatoe, we chose a remote and silent place, where the chances of intervention were minimal, if any at all.

I.e. Finland.

Come and see it yourself... (I bet her first thought after reading that is: "Eeeek, alone with Juni in remote and silent place!!!!!! )

[RyGuy]

My favorite trick to do is when I'm at a beach, i look around for those rocks that you can scrape and get a blood red kind of paint off of. Then just sprawl it on my arm and pretend I got cut badly. It's harmless and always gets a laugh off, just can't do it to the same person too often.
Also, when my friend comes over and my mom makes him leave(I'm only 15, so yes I live at home   ) I'll go over to our front door, open it, say goodbye to my friend and she thinks he left. But I have him go into our living room and just wait in the dark for a little while untill he could come back. How he entertains himself I don't know, but he does. Yet again, harmless, but always good for a laugh or two.

[Nace]

Yeah, I have done some bad things in my life too.

I have a small villa on this lake and we use to go there with my friends every summer for 5-6 days. We carry more alcohol than food, and it`s never enough of it...

One of my friends got drunk VERY bad and went to bed early. I haven`t seen someone sleeping so tight, and I mean it. First we were were playing drums on his head with plastic bottles.

Then we undressed him completely and hid all of his clothes. Then we toook some oil, eggs, coffie, shugar, salt, tooth paste, shaving foam and some things I cant remember how to say in english... We poured him with everything (on his face and upper body). And we went to bed.

I happened to wake up before him, but I stayed in bed pretending that I was sleeping, watching him getting up confused as hell, searching for his clothes...

During the breakfast he was asking why was he naked, and what was that on his face. We made him believe (with a lot of serious tone, like on a funeral) that he went naked to the neighbours (there were some girls there) and scaring the girls running naked. That we have had lost track of him afterwards, and didn`t know when did he went to bed.

He got scared   

Yes he believed everything, we acted pretty good.

After a while we confessed the whole thing - he got angry, but it lasted for only a couple of hours....


This was something from my high school life, next time I`ll post something from my student (current) life. This maybe did not sounded that funny but it was pretty nasty.  

[Juni Ori]

Nace, not too unique start, but got a lot better towards the end!

[Nace]

Oh man, you haven`t heard about this young assistant (faculty assistant) that some students made him believe that he was joining the albanian underground  movement in Macedonia .

I`ll wait for my roommate to arrive in a couple of days, he knows the legend better than me.

[Juni Ori]

Mwhahaha! Let us here all!

[a1s]

I've never done this or seen this done, but a friend from St. Peterburg has once told me of a practical joke scheme that goes like this:
you get on an uderground (subway?) train come to an intercomm and say loudly and clearly into it: "get me a hamburger and a cola", people will think you are making fun of the intercomm and won't really pay attention to you, however on the next stop your friend (pre-postioned there) comes in with a tray with a hamburger and soda, gives them to you and goes away. as soon as the train starts going you come to the intercomm again and say "To the terminal station (or whatever the last station is called?) without stops." and then watch the reaction of the people...

[ReamusLQ]

I've had the opportunity for some fun pranks now that I live in the dorms.

Most always involve the bathroom.

I learned how to pick locks, so we went around three in the morning to every single floor, picked the lock on the toilet paper dispenser, and stole everyone's toilet paper.  Then we put it all in the elevator, wadded up, so who ever opened it would have a HUGE mass of toilet paper fall on them.  Juvenile, but what do you expect in a hall full of guys?

The other favorite was removing the inner walls from all the bathroom stalls, so basically guys would go in to do their business only to find that they could look to the left or right and wave at the people next to them.

[Sabot]

Only prank I did with my friend was throwing eggs,tomatoes and water att people and busses stoping right under his window.
One time we hit an older lady (not intentionally really) and some huge guy from across the street came banging on the door. We got scared so we didn't do that again.

[greywolf]

ReamusLQ, on Nov 2 2006, 12:24 AM, said:

I learned how to pick locks, so we went around three in the morning to every single floor, picked the lock on the toilet paper dispenser, and stole everyone's toilet paper.  Then we put it all in the elevator, wadded up, so who ever opened it would have a HUGE mass of toilet paper fall on them.  Juvenile, but what do you expect in a hall full of guys?

How did you get the toilet paper in the elevator in the first place without having it fall onto you?

[a1s]

Nace, on Oct 27 2006, 02:57 PM, said:

I`ll wait for my roommate to arrive in a couple of days, he knows the legend better than me.

so, did he arrive yet?

[Nace]

a1s, on Nov 18 2006, 12:21 AM, said:

Nace, on Oct 27 2006, 02:57 PM, said:

I`ll wait for my roommate to arrive in a couple of days, he knows the legend better than me.

so, did he arrive yet?

Yes he did, but I left

I`m in Macedonia now, I`m returning in Bulgaria in a few days.

Sorry for keeping you guys waiting  

[Nace]

Double post - don`t ban me.

This act takes place in the student`s dorms "Goce Delcev" in Skopie, Macedonia. Based on a true story (offcource).

So this young faculty assistant was hanging out for not so long with a couple of students. One night, some two guys were playing cards and the assistant and one of the students (let`s say Goran)  were watching from the side. They placed a bet on some serious money about who is going to win. The assistant thought it was a joke (and it realy was) and he lost the bet. So Goran started to ask for his money now. This is where it begins.

The assistant was like :"Come on man, we were joking, weren`t we?" Goran explained to him pretty seriously that he is a member of the albanian underground and that they never joke about money, and if he don`t have the money they will kill him and his family. They would take such measures if he said anything to anyone.

Durring this event the albanian underground in Macedonia started the war, so it geve effect to the whole thing perfectly.

So, Goran said to the assistant that they need a man inside the faculty, and if he doesn`t have the money that was his only salvation. The assistant agreed. He said that he`ll arrange his introdction in the morning.

The next morning the students set the stage. Goran and the assistant were headed in one of the dorm`s rooms to meet the local albanian boss. Before entering the room he said to the assistant to take everything that they offer him, and to speak only with permission.

DESCRIPTION OF THE ROOM: Three men (students offcourse) sitting on the ground (on pilows) with their legs crosed, the boss is in the middle and the others are left and right of him facing their profiles. A girl is massaging the boss, smelly sticks are lighten up, and albanian folklore music is set on low volume . The boss is smoking from a pipe. In the middle there is a carpet and on it there is a botlle of Rakia (something like wiskey).

Goran asks for a permission to sit down, and they do so. The boss doesn`t speak any Macedonian (yeah, wright) so Goran is the translator. None of them knew any albanian, so they just blabled something, and Goran was translating for the assistant. The poor asistant had never had lightened a cigar before, or drinking, but he had to drink a glass of rakia, and smoke a cigarrete (with breathing the smoke inside, he didn`t dare to caugh, can you imagine ). So in the end of the conversation they made an agreenment, that they will recieve the assistant the next day, but that he had to come with a case of beers.

But the students forgot about that completely the next day, and arrived home late. In front of their door there was a case of beers

Eventually they told the assistant about the joke the next day, and he hadn`t spoken to them since then...... He didn`t punish them too - how embarrasing will it be for someone to find out what happened?

This is only in few lines, the story is realy long, (and hillarious) so I tried to make it as short as I can.