I recently started getting some fine examples of spam poetry in my spam folder - in between trying to sell me cheap viagra and vioxx, the body of the messages contain some lovely poetry such as this:
raise suddenly profession music she. human did commit.
profession being here young studied.
find am turning next friends side, evening drew leader least back.
least very parents across. did already principle he appearance.
raise nothing she out. anything again corner she gym?
Profound, huh? Anyone else had any such fine examples?
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Started by BeefontheBone, Apr 27 2006 08:25 PM
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 08:25 PM
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 08:57 PM
Ahem...
plane a young or slip may pleasure and last see strange may old ,
leaf but loud the strong ortrain ,
dark be sign may serious not sock andbase and education or amusement !
meat not operation may thumb or shoe try fertile it.
spoon in trick or shake some destruction inwhite on true try range ,
increase see throat in bottle it's male in porter !.
Never really noticed it, but I just checked my daily load of spam and found this good example
plane a young or slip may pleasure and last see strange may old ,
leaf but loud the strong ortrain ,
dark be sign may serious not sock andbase and education or amusement !
meat not operation may thumb or shoe try fertile it.
spoon in trick or shake some destruction inwhite on true try range ,
increase see throat in bottle it's male in porter !.
Never really noticed it, but I just checked my daily load of spam and found this good example
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 09:01 PM
I got one on my Gmail account.
A service good with other variables .
Time service twice, rate on appearance of none .
You selected for, service incomparable .
Appearance of none , trust service of the rest .
Keep mind of indeed, service trust .
Lawl!
A service good with other variables .
Time service twice, rate on appearance of none .
You selected for, service incomparable .
Appearance of none , trust service of the rest .
Keep mind of indeed, service trust .
Lawl!
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 09:39 PM
Nobody sends ME any poetry.
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 10:18 PM
Pigggy's sounds almost like Google sent it themselves to try and remind you how goo it is 
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 10:37 PM
BeefontheBone, on Apr 27 2006, 10:18 PM, said:
Pigggy's sounds almost like Google sent it themselves to try and remind you how goo it is
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 10:51 PM
So it seems, so it seems. 
http://www.last.fm/user/DeathDude/Upcoming Concerts will be attending, 5/10/08: Dream Theater, 5/12/08: Gigantour, 5/16/08: Nightwish, 5/27/08: Rush, 6/5/08 and 6/6/08: Iron Maiden, 7/27/08: Judas Priest,
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Posted 27 April 2006 - 11:38 PM
My e-mail had something like the title of Valuable Service. What was everyone else's e-mail title? (For those of you that got them)
I don't see any point to the spam, unless somone wants us to read really bad poetry, which I doubt.
I don't see any point to the spam, unless somone wants us to read really bad poetry, which I doubt.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 05:15 AM
Blood-Pigggy, on Apr 28 2006, 12:38 AM, said:
My e-mail had something like the title of Valuable Service. What was everyone else's e-mail title? (For those of you that got them)
I don't see any point to the spam, unless somone wants us to read really bad poetry, which I doubt.
I don't see any point to the spam, unless somone wants us to read really bad poetry, which I doubt.
RE: My bro forwarded me this
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 05:16 AM
Vogons are sending you spam?
I haven't really got almost any spam for some months now.. One Viagra-ad every few weeks, but that's it. No poetry.
I haven't really got almost any spam for some months now.. One Viagra-ad every few weeks, but that's it. No poetry.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 05:40 AM
I should start checking my spam to see this poetry always end up sticking it to the junk folder.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 11:28 AM
Aww why do I only have lame Vioxx and *male genital* enlargement spam?
DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:35 PM
Randomness I suppose Tulac, I'm sure you'll get some interesting spam one day. 
I seem to collect the free college scholarships and free gifts spam myself. 
I seem to collect the free college scholarships and free gifts spam myself.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 04:27 PM
Mine is lame Vioxx and *male genital* enlargement spam too, just with more interesting bodies
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
QUOTE (gregor)
also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
