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#16 Kiddiarni

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:28 PM

Puffin, on May 7 2005, 11:13 PM, said:

Kiddiarni, on May 7 2005, 11:13 PM, said:

wtf?

How do you know an elephant was in your Fridge?
The milk carton's squished?
Footsteps in the Butter

And elephant jokesa are the funniest ever...Apart from "Americans are too fat" Jay Leno Jokes

#17 Kon-Tiki

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:32 PM

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:32 PM

Kon-Tiki, on May 7 2005, 11:32 PM, said:

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
In very small pieces? :)

#19 Kiddiarni

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:33 PM

open
giraffe in
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#20 Puffin

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:33 PM

Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, close the fridge.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

EDIT: Darn, Kiddi, you beat me to it  :)

Edited by Puffin, 07 May 2005 - 11:33 PM.

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:33 PM

Take the giraffe out first. I think jokes that were already in the other jokes thread should be shot on sight - they're not exactly Reloaded, are they?
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#22 Kiddiarni

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:35 PM

How should I know? :)

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:36 PM

Well now you know and knowing is half the battle 'GI Joe music plays'

Heh heh Family Guy'd

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:38 PM

"The Broccoli Must DIE!"

HAHAHA Can't stop laughing about that one :)

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:59 PM

Aww come on people that Giraffe thing was O-L-D

DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)


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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:08 AM

the lion is the king of all animals and holds a big conference. all animals are there, except one. which is it?
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:09 AM

The Elephant...

DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)


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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:10 AM

The elephant is still in the fridge
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:11 AM

What's a difference batween a duck? (don't try to understand this)




There are three worms.
First one says: "There aren't any worms in front of me, but there are two worms *money-maker* me."
Second worm says: "There is a worm in front of me, and a worm *money-maker* me."
Third worm says: "There are no worms in front of me, and two worms *money-maker* me."
How is this possible???


The third worm is lieing. :)

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Posted 08 May 2005 - 12:11 AM

ok, here's the last part:

you come across a river populated only with crocodiles. what do you do to get to the other side?
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