The optician?
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Jokes Reloaded!
Started by Havell, May 07 2005 10:59 PM
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 09:27 PM
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 09:40 PM
Eye doctor, basically.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
#108
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 09:44 PM
I know what an optician is, I was asking Frodo if it was the optician he walked into.
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Your neck looks very... tasty!
Posted 09 March 2007 - 10:01 PM
You need to highlight the text in the quote marks. 
I bumped into everybody. Optician - bad eyes - can't see anything - get it?
**groan**
I bumped into everybody. Optician - bad eyes - can't see anything - get it?
**groan**
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#110
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 10:11 PM
Ah, I assumed you hadn't got it because you didn't know what an optician was, not because the emphasis didn't come across.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
QUOTE (gregor)
also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
#111
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 10:11 PM
Frodo, on Mar 9 2007, 10:01 PM, said:
You need to highlight the text in the quote marks.
I bumped into everybody. Optician - bad eyes - can't see anything - get it?
**groan**
I bumped into everybody. Optician - bad eyes - can't see anything - get it?
**groan**
OK.
I have a joke, which I found in a really old joke book I have:
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Mum: "I've just looked in the mirror, and I've got two grey hairs!"
Emma: Why's that, Mum?
Mum (seizing the chance): "Because you've been such a bad girl to me, I expect."
Emma: "Gosh Mum, you must have been awful to Grandma!"
Emma: Why's that, Mum?
Mum (seizing the chance): "Because you've been such a bad girl to me, I expect."
Emma: "Gosh Mum, you must have been awful to Grandma!"
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Posted 10 March 2007 - 09:01 AM
Frodo, excellent! 
V3r3k, old-school, but very good. This joke must be ageless and it will survive as long as human race!
V3r3k, old-school, but very good. This joke must be ageless and it will survive as long as human race!
...70 years... LOL
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Posted 07 April 2007 - 07:39 PM
Q: What did Bill Gates's wife say at her wedding night?
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Now I know what that Microsoft means...
...70 years... LOL
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Posted 08 April 2007 - 02:52 PM
I though the answer would be something about some bluescreen...
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"STFU and show me your screenies!!"
"STFU and show me your screenies!!"
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 10:19 PM
a new radio station will soon be aired called RT-FM.
the radio station will focus on giving obvious advice, and reading various manuals out-loud live.
the radio station will focus on giving obvious advice, and reading various manuals out-loud live.
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.
secret adept of the PICKALLONWEASEL order
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 10:31 PM
some not quite hysterically funny ones
I went to see the doc the other day. I had to. He was ill
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I went to the doc coz I had broken my arm in several places. He said I shouldn't go to those places
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Throughout our marriage, my wife has always stood by my side. She had to. We only have one chair.
AND (phew, last one, I promise)
My wife and me went up to clean the attic. Filthy, dirty, covered in cobwebs. But she's great with the kids.
I went to see the doc the other day. I had to. He was ill
and
I went to the doc coz I had broken my arm in several places. He said I shouldn't go to those places
and
Throughout our marriage, my wife has always stood by my side. She had to. We only have one chair.
AND (phew, last one, I promise)
My wife and me went up to clean the attic. Filthy, dirty, covered in cobwebs. But she's great with the kids.
I met a goldfish who remembered meeting me before, but I had forgotten about that.
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 11:52 PM
"Doctor doctor, everytime I drink coffee my right eye aches."
"You ought to remove the spoon from the cup beforehand, NEXT."
"Daddy daddy, what is the echo?"
"It's the only thing who dares to speak after your mother has, sonny."
"You ought to remove the spoon from the cup beforehand, NEXT."
"Daddy daddy, what is the echo?"
"It's the only thing who dares to speak after your mother has, sonny."
..oO Mustached Crusader of the PEEKOCKSWOOZZLE Order Oo..
"STFU and show me your screenies!!"
"STFU and show me your screenies!!"
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Your neck looks very... tasty!
Posted 14 June 2007 - 04:51 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no eye deer)
No idea (no eye deer)
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:18 AM
Wow, that's a ton of cookies...
Seeing as we seem to be on ancient ones
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A doyouthinkesaurus.
Seeing as we seem to be on ancient ones
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkesaurus.
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also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
QUOTE (gregor)
also consider this - the turkey *male genital*ula is called little asia on some geographical maps maps.
I'm your solar-powered princess/Your technological soulmate.
