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[Kiddiarni]

?

Anyways.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

[NrmMyth]

Nice one!

[Kiddiarni]

Hey, if it's coming from me, it's always a nice one       

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What did the two tampons say to each other?
Nothing they were both stuck up cunts.

[Kiddiarni]

Ouch that one was dirty

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I know it's great isn't it.

[Stroggy]

An old one:

Two friends are talking to eachother.
One of them says "you don't look so great"
the other one says "what do you mean?"
Friend #1 replies: "well it looks like there is something wrong with your blood"
Friend #2 says: "nonsense! there is nothing wrong with my blood"
to which the first friend replies: "sure there is!"
Friend #2 gets annoyed and says "you want to bet?"

They both bet on it for $100 and the second friend goes to the doctor while the other one stays outside and waits... and waits... and waits...
After 7 hours Friend #2 comes out smiling and says: "haha! I win! It's stomach-cancer!"

[Kiddiarni]

that's..... sick...

[Tulac]

Good one! I like black humour!

[Unknown Hero]

[The_EgAt]

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

[Kiddiarni]

HAHAHAH

[NrmMyth]

Stroggy, on May 9 2005, 11:09 PM, said:

An old one:

Two friends are talking to eachother.
One of them says "you don't look so great"
the other one says "what do you mean?"
Friend #1 replies: "well it looks like there is something wrong with your blood"
Friend #2 says: "nonsense! there is nothing wrong with my blood"
to which the first friend replies: "sure there is!"
Friend #2 gets annoyed and says "you want to bet?"

They both bet on it for $100 and the second friend goes to the doctor while the other one stays outside and waits... and waits... and waits...
After 7 hours Friend #2 comes out smiling and says: "haha! I win! It's stomach-cancer!"

I like it!

[Ignatius]

What does a jew say to a busdriver?

MORE GAS!

  thank you, thank you

[a1s]

Rise rise little theread
be alive and not dead!
(that is a necromantic spell, BTW)