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#46 taikara

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:27 PM

Aureliano, on May 12 2005, 10:13 PM, said:

Allright, so I was babbling nonsense. I would have no desire for the type of girl I described.
That was pretty much the conclusion I was coming to by the time I got to that part of your post, glad you said it  :)

As for the rest...

I concur on all points.

As for jumping to conclusions, don't worry. I have self-respect in abundance, but I also am already spoken for ;)
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#47 BeefontheBone

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:02 PM

Aureliano, on May 12 2005, 10:32 PM, said:

I was imagining a breed of women who would swear without remorse, listen to heavy metal and enjoy it for the melody, boast about their sexual skills and do not mind a good fight when the opportunity present itself. Would be like a man with a woman's body, which is the closer to homosexuality I'll ever get.
...what's wrong with men going the other direction? - I'm with Tom on this one (maybe it's a being-called-Tom thing), nice and girly is the way forward for us. I do listen to heavy metal occasionally though. Melody? What melody?
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:28 PM

BeefontheBone, on May 13 2005, 02:02 PM, said:

...what's wrong with men going the other direction? - I'm with Tom on this one (maybe it's a being-called-Tom thing), nice and girly is the way forward for us. I do listen to heavy metal occasionally though. Melody? What melody?
Ooooooh, sure, let's get back to the seventies, shall we. Let's not be able to defend our houses against what lurks behind our fences, because actually it doesn't matter, I'm sure all the terrorists hiding in the bushes are just waiting for us to hold hands under the glorious glow of a morning rainbow.

This kind of talk will make our world fall apart by allowing filthy hordes of metrosexual hippies to barge into our houses and perform their hideous and unspeakable rituals before our kids, effectively teaching them that being a wimp is a good thing. Next, they'll probably make them like their emo crap and filthy punk-wannabee music. They will live sheltered lives for a while thanks to the sacrifice of our soldiers, unaware of the dangers that lurks beyond our borders. It will be a matter of years before our nation decay beyond repair, leaving international muslim-communists to bomb our towers with european planes, steal our women and leave the lifeless bodies of our homo children to rot under the cruel rays of the sun.

I hope you're happy, you just allowed the terrorists to win by promoting an inadequate social model. Thanks a lot, traitor !
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:44 PM

Yes the world must be led by an  iron fist of men, so we can go back to the beatiful times of past, inquisition maybe?
What's so wrong with the idea of living in peace? Must we kill each other all the time, it's the people like you that make our world a violent and unhappy place...


Admins please close this, or there will be flaming...
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DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)


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Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:58 PM

Oh man...

Ok folks sorry for that. Should have known that everything I say, especially when it's over-exagerated and in obvious contradiction with what I've previously said, is taken seriously. Calm down, pickle.
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#51 Tulac

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:00 PM

Yikes, wishes the delete button was on...

EDIT: @ Aureliano: read the PM :)

DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)


#52 Aureliano

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:04 PM

Ok, let's settle this fast and effectively :

I'm sorry that my joke was maybe too offensive, you're sorry for taking it too seriously. End of the story, back to ze topic.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 11:13 PM

BeefontheBone, on May 14 2005, 12:02 AM, said:

...what's wrong with men going the other direction? - I'm with Tom on this one (maybe it's a being-called-Tom thing), nice and girly is the way forward for us. I do listen to heavy metal occasionally though. Melody? What melody?
There is such a thing as Melodic Metal.

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 11:29 PM

Iron_Scarecrow, on May 13 2005, 11:13 PM, said:

BeefontheBone, on May 14 2005, 12:02 AM, said:

...what's wrong with men going the other direction? - I'm with Tom on this one (maybe it's a being-called-Tom thing), nice and girly is the way forward for us. I do listen to heavy metal occasionally though. Melody? What melody?
There is such a thing as Melodic Metal.
God, don't remind me.
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#55 BeefontheBone

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:26 AM

:), yeah but it's not very good is it?

Aurelianos, I knew you were joking (well at least I REALLY hoped you were...)
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#56 Aureliano

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:54 AM

BeefontheBone, on May 14 2005, 10:26 AM, said:

Aurelianos, I knew you were joking (well at least I REALLY hoped you were...)
...or was I ????!!

...no, I'm pretty sure I was.

Still, I don't support the "girly man" trend. I don't see any kind of possible justification to it. It's all the rage thanks to the combined effect of what I like to call the "artist boom" (everyone's an artist - the concept of quality becomes obsolete) and the growing  bishounenification of mangas and anime, which have a growing impact on the mass' subconscious

The artist boom allows a physical ideal that was once only present in elitistic groups (aristocrats and artists, usually) to be promoted among the masses. Personnally, I always saw those kind of looks as dependant of a certain wealth. Looking girly and freil was a way to say "Eyh look, I don't have to do anything rough myself because I'm rich". It goes without saying that I don't respect wealth nor shelteredness, so beside the fact that my previous post was a joke, I still don't think it's an adequate social model for nations composed of a growing middle class.

Mangas and anime are giving their characters slender traits because more and more the violence they distribute is cut from normal physics and seemingly doesn't depend on mass and speed. Certainly there's a way to explain why that 4 feet tall kicks so many rears - oh wait there is ! Magic ! Magic being a force that revolves around not having to actually do what the spell can do for you (in anime representation at least) and requiring a sum of effort negligible compared to it's effect, I'd say it's not different to the least from the example above, and as such inadequate for people who have to fight daily to fill their dishes.

Now chew on THIS, Keanu Reeves ! You lost all your "Speed" manliness to turn into a wimp in "The Matrix", but you'll see ! Soon burly and hairy men will come for the payback, and your special kung-fu moves will not save your skinny behind.
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 04:33 PM

I posted a Maddox link in this thread once before, why not twice?
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Posted 14 May 2005 - 05:53 PM

Well, now I can finally find out why my relationship stranded last month  :)

At least I can take this knowledge along for the future

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 08:26 PM

Well this has been enlightening yet odd....

Here's my view : Women should get respect but not double standards.

If a woman slaps a man, the man walks off, maybe with tears in his eyes, no further action is taken.

If a man slaps a woman, the woman walks off, but the press somehow hears of it and said male is strung up in town square for all to see. By his genitalia.

Remember kids, for women to become independant they too need to obey the same laws as men.