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#16 michael_gry

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 05:47 AM

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#17 Frodo

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    Your neck looks very... tasty!

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 06:52 AM

Brilliant Michael.   ;)

My favourites are 'You Shall Not Pass', and 'Survival'.   :D
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#18 Nick

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 04:58 PM

;)

"When I grow up" is funny.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:01 PM

try clicking on the "overconfidence" link at the bottom.  It didn't transfer like the rest but it is "special". ;)

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#20 Frodo

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:05 PM

;)  Overconfidence is wonderful.   :D

It will indeeed end in disaster.   :Brain:
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#21 Nick

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:05 PM

Holy crap. ;)

Who would win? The cat or the eagle? Place your bets. :D

EDIT: The battle continues:

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 05:57 AM

This is probably one of the funniest (and Truest) e-mails I have ever received.  I hope you get a good laugh out of it, too.  Enjoy!!!

This one is a little different...Two Different Versions! ...Two Different Morals!

OLD VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and  laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The  grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the  cold.



MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!



MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.



MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in the next election.

#23 Frodo

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 08:46 AM

That poor ant.  Victimized!  *sniff*
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#24 Nick

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 09:15 PM

A scared zebra:

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 05:23 PM

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#26 Nick

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 06:13 AM

This is probably one of the most "famous" spam PM's. I received it on my Linux.com account (which I sometimes use). But after searching the net, I found out that this clever spambot customizes it's PM depending on the site.

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Hello Dear. My name is Glory Amudu i saw your profile today at(www.linux.com)and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address ( glory2amudu@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Glory. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life ( glory2amudu@yahoo.com) thanks and be blessed.with hug and kissing from me.

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#27 Frodo

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:24 AM

WAe got that at Viviti forums a while ago.  But there, she added something about 'True love knows no bounds' blah blah blah.   ;)
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 09:33 PM

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