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#91 A. J. Raffles

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 10:01 PM

View Posta1s, on Oct 21 2006, 10:49 PM, said:

go watch this
it's an awesome animation, I even considered oppening a new theread about it but decided against it.
Odd. But very nicely done.

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Posted 18 November 2006 - 11:58 PM

a russian  (or Irish, or Finnish, or any other heaviy drinking nationality) captain wakes with a heavy hangover on his subamrine. he goes to the navigator and asks:
-where are we?
-well, we used to be in mediteranean 2 weeks ago, loaded 100 crates of vodka in Neaplis and heck knows where we are now.
-allright -says the captain - raise the periscope.
-there's a mercahnt ship at 40 degrees.
-fire 2 torpedoes.
-torpedoes away.
-now, when the ship sends an SOS take down the coordinates. but this must be the absolute last time.
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 01:27 AM

A quote

"Remember not to long ago when you played records backwards you'd find these sublimal messages from Satan. Let me tell you, if you're sitting around playing records backwards you are Satan."

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#94 Potatoe

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 01:56 AM

A kid asks his dad:
"Why did you and mother get married?"
and in turn the dad turns to the mother and says:
"See? Even the kid doesn't get it!"

#95 Juni Ori

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 01:18 PM

a1s, awesome! :sneaky:
...70 years... LOL

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 08:26 AM

World war II. a polish priest is running away followed by a young german soldier. sudenly he finds himself traped in a dead end. the sky opens and a voce says:
-stop don't kill him!
-why not? -asks the german.
-he will become the pope!
-no, what I mean is: what's in it for me?
-well... you can be the pope after him!
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 01:09 PM

View Posta1s, on Nov 30 2006, 08:26 AM, said:

World war II. a polish priest is running away followed by a young german soldier. sudenly he finds himself traped in a dead end. the sky opens and a voce says:
-stop don't kill him!
-why not? -asks the german.
-he will become the pope!
-no, what I mean is: what's in it for me?
-well... you can be the pope after him!

*Giggle,giggle*

(Oh great, now Im embarrasing myself in front of everyone)
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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:23 PM

Q: What links dildo and soy bean?
A: Both can be used to replace meat.
:)
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Posted 16 February 2007 - 06:51 PM

A bunch of mathematical functions walk into a bar.  They go in, order a few drinks and talk, after a while they're all having a great time.  x^2 chatting up 1/x, root x is telling some great jokes to the others.  Then the barman notices e^x sitting quietly in the corner, looking dejected and sipping his drink.  The barman goes over to him and askes him why he's not with the other functions, having a good time.  e^x replies "Well, I did try to integrate once but nothing happened."
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Posted 16 February 2007 - 08:34 PM

:). That's great ;) Of course, he might've picked up a constant companion along the way, but it's not definite...
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#101 Tulac

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 12:03 PM

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DakaSha:if you go into a kindergarden and give all the kids rubber schlongs they will prob just hit each other over the head with them
DakaSha:and you have a class of little kids hitting eachother with rubber dongs which must be quite funny (also Picklweasel knight I am)


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Posted 19 February 2007 - 12:47 PM

No, thank you :)

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#103 Juni Ori

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 01:04 PM

What's wrong in eating liver? :)
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Posted 19 February 2007 - 03:29 PM

Nothing, in a joke thread I just don't trust pictures pointing towards a site called 'eatliver'. :)

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Posted 09 March 2007 - 03:55 PM

I went to the optician yesterday to get my eyes checked.
You know who I bumped into?


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