Well im 22, born in Las Vegas and live in Worms, Germany (It's where Martin Luther did the most important thing in protestant history). I moved here when I was 9 because my mom who is half german decided to get out of Vegas because it's so messed up and not really a place to raise a kid.
I could tell you some crazy stuff about my family (both sides) and escpeccialy my father but when I start telling people I can tell they don't really believe me so forget it
Had a pretty interesting life as a kid... my mom was a stripper (the classy type... not the hooker crack type
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) and I remember being picked up at 2 or 3 in the morning from my "Day Care" center in a limo(hey it's vegas.... EVERYTHING is open at night). I pretty much saw what goes on in the world the min I was born(speaking of born my mother was involved in a wreck during the 9th month of pregnacy which I obviosly survived). We lived pretty much in the ghetto... which is wierd because my mom made alot of money actually. I never noticed though untill i moved here.
Once I got to germany everything just got kinda boring... for the better though.
I finished school with miserable grades... I mean MISERABLE... so im trying to get a new diploma so I can visit a university to study game design.
Ah yes games! I'm a pretty heavy pot smoker but believe me...this is no joke... games are what made me fail in school... i would skip school and stay up ALL night just to play some game I didn't even like
Hmm that last sentance remided me that I like to listen to hip-hop and like writing lyrics(which i havnt done in a long time because frankly... i suck)
Have 6 friends (I have LOTS of people that some people might call "friends" but no... a friend is something special). And we are all very close
Gerrit - The Breakdancer(or as we call him: The Gayboy
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Chris - The Prophet
Markus - The Black Metal guy who is way to nice to girls... and is stuck on stupid right now from smoking to much Salvia Divinorum
Serdal Sali-Oglou (I swear thats his real name) - This guy has an IQ of about mabye 80...And this is an honest estimate. He stutters and just cant do anything right (hehe he almost cut off his finger opening a bottle yesterday and had to get stiches the dumb*ss
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) But he so freaking funny and he really grew on us. We basiccaly taught this guy to talk and how to build up an ego... and now he wont shut up
Wieczo - The (translated) Useless Polish guy
Dani - The Buisiness-N-word
And now we come to my form of humor... It's dark sick and will probably get me hanged... Dani is black and we just started calling him n-word cause he got all mad... but now he just smiles and tells us to get lost
I love making fun of the whole Hitler buissiness and people automatically get sympathy points from me if they dont take it all serious... so I agree with Himmler when it comes to the way he feels about getting kicked because of his name.
I get drunk way too often... I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!! i just have to much time on my hands and when i party i PARTY. (i guess that is a form of social alcoholism...but pff... so be it)
hmm... id post some pictures of me and my friends if knew how to... so..uh.... how do i do it... im a dumba** dont forget
Edited by Beef: Please try not to swear so much, it's pointless and unpleasant.
Edited by BeefontheBone, 08 July 2005 - 08:59 PM.