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[Doubler]

Ok, eat it then

[Nick]

*You chew the mouses head off... blood and guts spurt out...*

[Doubler]

All of it

[El Quia]

And drink the blood!

[Nick]

*As you eat the mouse, and drink it's blood, you suddenly hear a female voice.*

Voice: Hello.

[Lord Windy]

Answer "Yes please!"

[Nick]

Voice: Are you the person who died in the hotel fire?

[Lord Windy]

Answer: "Your tag is showing, it says "made in heaven""

[aillusionoftime]

"Presumably you already know the answer to that question, mysterious female.

Are you going to give some sense of purpose to my increasingly meaningless afterlife?

Or resurrect me?"

Fingers crossed...

[Nick]

Voice: I am a guardian of the heavens. I came to inform you of your misfortunes. You see, doing such a selfless act, by sacrificing yourself, should have landed you a spot in the beautiful place called heaven. Instead, someone has trapped you in a mock-off of hell. Almost like a Davy Jones locker type of place, yes? It is something you must escape from, before it is too late.

[aillusionoftime]

Well, I like drinking blood.

Is there much blood in heaven?

Errr.... You couldn't lend me some could you?

Or are you another cruel demon come to torment me? Haven't you the heart?

[Doubler]

And without a heart, probably no blood! No drinkable blood, anyway
Whisper "Please have a heart" repeatedly

[Nick]

Voice: You do not belong in heaven if you must drink the blood of a fellow man. You shall rot in hell if that is what you seek.

[Doubler]

Must, must... 'like to' is more accurate. And it doesn't necessarily need to belong to somebody else, or be human.

[Nick]

Voice: Drinking blood is a sin.