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[Doubler]

Never mind, can't be important then.

[Nick]

*Suddenly, something lands on your shoulder. It starts biting your ear.*

[aillusionoftime]

Get head check.

Or something similar.

[Nick]

*As you turn around, you see hundreds of birds all over the room. One is on your head, another on your shoulder.*

[aillusionoftime]

Wack birds with towel like flail.

[Frodo]

Scratch whatever is scratching your head

[Doubler]

Eat bird. Use your matches to cook it, if necessary.

[Nick]

*You start whacking the birds. As you proceed to scratch your head, you feel something hard, and suddenly you hear a loud quack... You had a bird on your head.*

*As you attempt to grab a bird to eat, suddenly the swarm attacks you, birds fly everywhere, biting your body.*

[El Quia]

start shooting the uzi like crazy and throw a pipebomb!


I mean... wrong game, sorry



I start quacking like the birds, to try to pass as one of them, vonfusing them and making them believe I disappeared

[Doubler]

If that doesn't work, make peace to the birds and apologize.

[Nick]

*The birds ignore you. One bird pulls out your eyeball.*

[Doubler]

Two words.

[Nick]

*You suck the blood out of your eye socket.*

[Doubler]

How does that work? :S

[Nick]

1. Blood drips down face.
2. Use tongue.