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[Nick]

*The figure appears to be mad*

Figure: How dare you! This person is mine! How dare you come into my territory, and boss my people around!

Other Person: Rot in hell! *waves arms, appearing to do some kind of magic*

*The figure screams, and turns into red dust.*

Other Person: Sorry about that... He was a demon.. an undertaker. I feel sorry for him.

*Sigh*

Other Person: Oh! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Vincent, your guardian angel. I came to rescue you, after I was told about your unfair death. No demon has the right to kill someone.

[El Quia]

> spread red dust all over my body

[Nick]

*You pick up some dust, and spread it on you.*

Vincent: Are you okay?...

[Frodo]

Thank Vincent for rescuing you, then eat some red dust.

[Nick]

Vincent: Okay...

*The dust tastes terrible*

Vincent: Aren't you going to come with me?

[El Quia]

> follow Vincent while singing the wizard of Oz's song

[Nick]

*Vincent stops*

Vincent: Hold my hand.

[Frodo]

Hold Vincent's hand, and continue singing Wizard Of Oz at the top of your voice.

[Nick]

Vincent: *closes eyes* Oh father... bring us back to the land of the living. And save this poor child.

*You start to feel dizzy. A blue light shines in front of your eyes... you can't see a thing. You are also hearing some strange sounds.. people screaming, and crying.*

*The light fades, as does the dizzy spell too. You open your eyes... to discover that your in your old house... you haven't been in your home in days...*

You: I'm home... no more hotel room... no more hell...

Vincent: God bless, my child. *Vincent turns into a ball of light, and disappears.*

*Your answering machine starts beeping.*

Answering Machine: You have 1 new message.

[Frodo]

Hug answer machine, then play answer machine message.

[Nick]

Answering Machine: New message one, *deep voice* "Did you really think that you escaped? We have only just begun..." *The answering machine starts playing the song "We've only just begun".

(To see what happens, watch this video)

[Frodo]

(Excellent video.   )


Throw answer machine out of window, being careful NOT to get your hand caught.

[Doubler]

And sing along, of course

[Nick]

(From the movie 1408. One of the greatest horror films of all time. No chainsaws, no ghosts, just pure mental torment. I love it.)

*As you sing along, you throw the answering machine out the window. Just as you do that... The TV turns on by itself.*

TV: We've only just begun, to live... *Shows picture of funeral... Your funeral. Your best friends are standing around your coffin.*

[Doubler]

Wait for a commercial break, then find some popcorn