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[Frodo]

Why do you want me to die?

[Doubler]

Reply they're not doing a very thorough job. Suggest that if they adopt a more professional attitude they may be have more success

[El Quia]

Also:

> take ashes. Eat ashes.

[Nick]

Whisper: Because you entered the room.. you entered a portal. We need you to help us fight for power in the underworld... You can become powerful, turn into a dragon, do whatever you wish... but you must join us... by killing yourself, and saying goodbye to your earthly body.

*You eat some tasty ashes*

[El Quia]

> silence whisper

[Nick]

Whisper: You can not silent me! *the wind starts to pick up, and the rain is getting harder*

[Frodo]

Refuse to join them.

[El Quia]

> wave arms wildly, singing a nonsensical tune

[Doubler]

Try to do a disco dance.
And do all these things at the same time

[Nick]

You proceed to do your crazy dance.

Whisper: You really are insane. I like that. It can be a good quality in battle.... In fact, why don't we test that theory...

*A wave of dust rolls into the city... the dust morphs into an army of soldiers, wearing medieval style armor, and carrying swords. There appear to be at least 100 of `em.*

Army: CHARGE!

*The men and their chariots start racing toward you.*

[Doubler]

Hug the friendly soldiers while singing 'Give Peace a Chance'.

[Nick]

*As you hug a soldier, he takes out his sword, and cuts your right arm off.*

[Frodo]

Continue hugging soldier, and lick sword.

[Nick]

*You lick the blood covered sword.*

*Another soldier comes up behind you and cuts off your left arm.*

[Frodo]

Kiss another soldier