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[El Quia]

But always cutting yourself a bit and sucking your blood each time you drank blood in the story. And when you licked something, lick sensually the man's neck

[aillusionoftime]

Occasionally running your fingers delicately through his hair (if he has any) and making out with him at appropriate times as well.

[Nick]

*John jumps up*

John: This is highly inappropriate... I can't do this. You need to leave.

[aillusionoftime]

"Oh John, you old fart. Why not live a little? Besides, if you're on my side you're undoubtedly going to meet some violent death when you least expect it."

Threaten to drink John's blood and burn his thirty two room mansion to the ground if he refuses to co-operate.

[Nick]

John: For the record, I only have thirty rooms.... And I guess I should come clean.. I feel like having sex with you would be utterly wrong.. Since I could be your father..... I had sex with your mother many years ago.. And she never told me who your father was.

[El Quia]

"Well, then the other two burned rooms are on the house!" Light matches and start putting the carpet to the fire

[Nick]

*John puts out the fire using a fire extinguisher.*

*He then pulls out a hangun, and points it at you.*

John: Get out of my house!

[El Quia]

Get out of the house, singing nonsense and plucking random flowers

[Nick]

*John watches you from the doorstep.*

John: That could not have been my child. Must have been some nutcase from the mental ward. *walks over to phone*

John: Yes? Is this the mental hospital? Yes, well I think someone has escaped... Can you pick them up?  Okay thank you.

[El Quia]

When he is not looking, throw a molotov cocktail through the windows of the house

[Doubler]

And leave the picture of your mother on his lawn

[Nick]

*John walks out of his burning house, and picks up the picture of your mother.*

John: You son of a b*tch! *fires 4 shots*

*You fall to the ground, in complete shock. 2 bullets have hit your stomach, another bullet hit's your lung, and another hit's your shoulder.*

*You can't move... Blood pours out of your wounds, as you try to breath.*

[Frodo]

Turn into a dragon, and fly away.

[Nick]

(You can't.)

[Doubler]

Ask him why the picture upset him so much.