Replying to Jokes Reloaded!
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 09:18 AM
Nick
Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:07 AM
Love it.
Frodo
Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:14 PM
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
I am on the commode. Please advise.
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,
I am on the commode. Please advise.
Frodo
Posted 03 March 2013 - 04:08 PM
There will be no Number 7, until you change Number 6's nappy, and help Number 3 with her homework. 
Nick
Posted 03 March 2013 - 08:37 AM
I was just there for the actual "bringing them into being" event. 
That's where I work my magic. 
The actual raising the kids part, that's when I'm often too busy saving the world, or stopping some crazy villain.
And once number six pops out of the oven, I'm ready to go back in and try for number seven.
That's where I work my magic. The actual raising the kids part, that's when I'm often too busy saving the world, or stopping some crazy villain.
And once number six pops out of the oven, I'm ready to go back in and try for number seven.
Frodo
Posted 02 March 2013 - 12:40 PM
*I* have 5 kids, with number 6 on the way?
*grabs Nick by the collar*
Listen buster... you had a big part to play, for those virtual kids being here. So *WE* have 5 kids, with number 6 on the way.
*grabs Nick by the collar*
Listen buster... you had a big part to play, for those virtual kids being here. So *WE* have 5 kids, with number 6 on the way.
Nick
Posted 02 March 2013 - 04:07 AM
*looks at Frodo* *checks her age*
*whistles innocently*
You already have five kids, with number six on the way. Virtual kids. With no money worries, or crappy diapers to change. 
*whistles innocently*
You already have five kids, with number six on the way.
Virtual kids. With no money worries, or crappy diapers to change. Frodo
Posted 01 March 2013 - 05:12 PM
*groans*
Nick
Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:41 AM
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
.. "How do you breath through something so small?"
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
.. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
.. "How do you breath through something so small?"
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
.. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Nick
Posted 27 February 2013 - 01:34 AM
*bugs chirping*
