Hahahaha.. I've read the jokes here and I'm really having fun.   Here are my jokes:


1.The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

2.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

3.Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

4.It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

5.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

7.He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

8.A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.